| Provides a public restroom option in Port Melbourne. | The facility is reported to be unclean. |
| Designed to be wheelchair accessible. | Both parent change tables are currently out of order. |
| Soap is secured, limiting access. | |
| Lacks essential supplies like paper towels or a hand dryer. |
| It's a public toilet, which is a necessity at Station Pier. | The facilities are generally very unclean. |
| Location is convenient for those arriving or departing from ferries. | Often lacks toilet paper and hand soap. |
| Provides basic facilities for travellers. | The odour is frequently quite unpleasant. |
| Maintenance appears to be lacking; fixtures are often broken. | |
| Zero star rating reflects the poor condition. | |
| Not a pleasant experience overall. |
| Very conveniently located in Port Melbourne, near the beach. | Extremely dirty on at least one occasion (23rd November 2024). |
| Clean when visited (on some occasions). | Vomits and feces found on the seat during a visit. |
| Good meeting point for those heading west for a surf. | May be closed or out of commission. |
| Easy to park. | Amenities sometimes lightly soiled. |
| The only public plug found in Melbourne. | |
| Recommended for campers. | |
| Review confirms the location's accuracy. |
| Soap is available. | Restroom is difficult to find; tucked away. |
| Functional when necessary. | Often lacks toilet paper. |
| Can be useful. | Slightly smelly. |
| Clean and well-maintained | Locked outside of daylight hours |
| Well-stocked with toilet paper | Some users found it unhelpful when cafes didn't offer toilet access |
| Easy access | Questionable legality of cafes not providing toilets |
| Parking available at the front | |
| A welcome relief, especially when nearby cafes lack facilities | |
| Appreciated by those seeking public amenities |
| Not the worst toilet ever encountered. | Toilets are described as disgusting. |
| Concerns about potential tetanus risk. | |
| Risk of slipping and falling. | |
| Showers reportedly have men observing. | |
| Mention of a need to see a urologist before showering there (potentially indicating hygiene concerns). |
| Monday | Tuesday | Wednesday | Thursday | Friday | Saturday | Sunday |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 6 am–9 pm | 6 am–9 pm | 6 am–9 pm | 6 am–9 pm | 6 am–9 pm | 6 am–9 pm | 6 am–9 pm |
| Clean and spacious | Not very clean |
| Men's has LH disabled toilet | Strong bad smell |
| Handy to have private shower facilities by the beach | Seen cleaner bathrooms |
| Free to use | Dirty and has a bad odor |
| Only one toilet cubicle | |
| Door open with no other ventilation | |
| Lack of public toilets in general |
| Excellent toilets (reported by some) | Sharps present, posing a safety hazard |
| Broken toilets are a common issue | |
| Lack of rubbish bins is problematic | |
| Poor maintenance is evident | |
| Park closure impacts accessibility |
| Clean! | Did not write what time to close; door was locked |
| Great view after your toilet break | Men's toilets were very unclean: toilet full of urine, strong odour, hand dryer not working |
| Cool, old school Dunny | Staff (bar staff) were rude and obnoxious |
| Entertainment is lacking, making the trip boring | |
| Rooms are overpriced and cramped | |
| Needs to be cleaned daily | |
| Only water to wash hands; no liquid soap | |
| Urinal was broken |
| Clean | No toilet sign |
| Plenty of space for parking near the front | Door lock broken |
| Toilet paper, soap, and water available | No soap |
| Accessible toilet available | |
| Baby change table present | |
| Handy for picnics in the park |
| The location is convenient for those visiting Liardet Street. | Currently closed, rendering it unusable. |
| Historically, it provided a public amenity in the area. | The low rating suggests past issues with cleanliness or maintenance. |
| Lack of operational hours is a significant drawback. | |
| The state of disrepair is disappointing for Port Melbourne residents and visitors. | |
| Closure impacts accessibility for people needing a public toilet in the area. |
| Reasonably clean. | Floor is often wet due to sink drainage. |
| Plenty of soap available. | Should be avoided unless absolutely necessary. |
| Hand dryer functions correctly. | Considered by some to be among the worst toilets in Australia. |
| Okay to use in a desperate situation. | Location may be undesirable for some. |
| Has a maritime/oceanic feel. |