| Location is convenient within Greene Park. | Extremely poor condition; requires significant refurbishment. |
| Provides basic toilet facilities for park visitors. | Frequently unclean and unhygienic. |
| Offers a sheltered space during inclement weather. | No hand soap or paper towels consistently available. |
| Strong unpleasant odour is often present. | |
| Vandalism is evident throughout the facility. | |
| No disability access is provided. | |
| Zero star rating reflects the overall negative experience. |
| Surprisingly clean toilets for the location. | Typical public toilet - smelly and a bit dirty. |
| Very useful for the nearby wade pool. | No lighting. |
| Clean, well maintained, numerous cubicles serving the area playground. | Mysterious liquid coating walls. |
| Great toilet. | Reports of unusual noises (moaning). |
| Amazing atmosphere. | Considered by some to be the worst public toilets ever. |
| Convenient location. | |
| Door locks work. | |
| Soap and toilet paper available. | |
| Running water available. |
| Offers a convenient location. | Generally receives low ratings (2.3/5). |
| Some patrons appreciate the availability of lemonade. | Reputation for being 'sketchy' and potentially unsafe. |
| Provides a space for a quick break. | Associated with illicit activities (smoking, drug use) according to user comments. |
| Questionable cleanliness and maintenance. | |
| The unusual signage/commentary ('WHO NAMED THE SCHOOL BARTHROOMS') is confusing and off-putting. |
| Location is convenient near Wynnum Station. | Extremely expensive - $3.00 to use is a shock. |
| Generally clean, considering it's a public facility. | Often out of order or malfunctioning. |
| Automated system is quick. | Can feel cramped and echoey. |
| The automated system can be confusing for some. | |
| No hand dryers – only paper towels, which creates waste. | |
| The fee is excessive for a basic public amenity. |
| Monday | Tuesday | Wednesday | Thursday | Friday | Saturday | Sunday |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 6–8 am | 6–8 am | 6–8 am | 6–8 am | 6–8 am | 6–8 am | 6–8 am |
| Toilet paper is available. | The soap dispenser provides a product with an unpleasant odour, described as 'rust mixed with poop'. |
| Functional public bathroom facility. | Overall rating is only 3 stars, suggesting room for improvement. |