According to the details in the Ascot Vale public toilets list (which serves as a map-like guide), the cleanest options are the Public Toilets (Exeloo) and Public Toilets Ascot Vale on 165A Union Rd, based on high review ratings and positive feedback on maintenance. The Exeloo stands out with a perfect 5-star rating, where visitors rave about its spotless cleanliness, impeccable upkeep, and welcoming atmosphere— one even called it 'impeccably maintained' with modern design for easy access. It's tagged as clean🧼 and accessible, making it a top pick in the suburb. Close behind is the Union Rd facility at 4.2 stars, praised for very well-maintained conditions, thorough cleaning, and practicality, especially for road workers who find it a 'godsend'. Tags like clean🧼 and well-maintained✨ highlight its reliability. In contrast, avoid Public Toilets Victory Park (1 star), which is notoriously dirty, smelly, and blocked with broken locks, and the Newsom St toilets (0 stars), plagued by unclean grime, no soap, unpleasant odours, and poor lighting. For the best experience, consult the full list in the post to locate these high-rated spots via addresses, and note that cleanliness can fluctuate, so recent reviews on apps like Google Maps are handy for Ascot Vale's facilities.